oh dear god!
i went to go kill that spider because i knew i wouldn’t be able to sleep knowing it was there, so i got up on a chair and tapped a tissue to a ruler to be able to reach it but because of my piece of shit popcorn ceiling i ended up just knocking down and nOW IT IS SOMEWHERE IN MY ROOM AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT WENT DEAR LORD BABY JESUS SEND HELP!!!!!!!!!
there’s a spider in the corner of my room, right above my desk, so it’s in a place i can’t easily kill it.
and i swear i’m going to hurt my neck from looking up every few minutes to see if it had moved.
why must these spiders always show up when no one is awake to kill them for me.
"Gotta put on my mascara"